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[whydoyoushine]

...okay, but the jails here suck. Hanging around up here is boring...

[There's a dramatic sigh.]

Anyone got any bail money before I bust myself out of here?

[Because he can, and he will. So he's thinking, anyway.]

And keep an eye out for Mr. Sparkles. I let him loose so he could maybe come pick me up later, but I bet he's just pretending to be me again.