I've been shouting a lot and pointing frantically in eighty directions at once.

[ No, he hasn't. ]

It doesn't seem to be helping much, but at least it's gotten me out of swabbing anything.

[ No. It hasn't. ]

I'm sorry, I think I missed your request in there. What exactly would you like us to do with the walking pile of contagion? Is it 'feed it to that thing with all the tentacles'?