Pidge? What an adorable name, if you don't mind my saying so. I don't mind speaking here, but if you're new I'll have to insist you drop by for tea at your convenience eventually anyway. Large door, stylized eagles all over, you can't miss it.

May I ask, though...are you of the software persuasion like Magician's avatar? Your mental syntax is a bit unusual, even for someone new to it.