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[smokeandcarbs]

[The voice in the psychic network is even and self-effacing. It seems that all babies are safe this time. In fact, it wouldn't be surprising if they were put back to sleep.]

Today I was told that some of you could pull objects out of thin air, and that I could eventually learn those same skills.

Given that my learning will take longer than smoking the rest of my pack, would anyone mind creating cigarettes for me? If necessary, I can work for them. I'm good at changing light bulbs, writing reports and tasting cake. 

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[smokeandcarbs]

[ARE YOU GOD.]

...That's very impressive.

[fridgeninja]

For cigarettes, I hope Lucky Strikes are all right?

What kind of cake would you like?

[smokeandcarbs]

Lucky Strike? Is that a brand? Any one is good, thank you.

[He's used to getting his cigarettes for free, so he's not too picky about brands.]

As for cakes, why don't you try some popular recipe from your homeland?

[He's all for carb diversity. Besides, Eliot is already working on his all time favorite: strawberries. ]

[fridgeninja]

I think I can manage that.

If you can find the restaurant called Aiya, I'll meet you there?

[unapologeticallyaffected]

[Interjects] Merits.

[smokeandcarbs]

[He takes a while to understand what Eliot is up to...Perhaps another brand?]

...Merits, then. I guess?

The restaurant with the mean looking young man who draws fluffy animals. I've been there before.

[fridgeninja]

I haven't smoked those, so I wouldn't know how to make them.

If you let me know how Lucky Strikes are different, I can always try.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Merits are for women. Lucky Strikes are for grizzled old men and cowboys. [This is probably not all that helpful.]

[fridgeninja]

... I could add low-tar paper filters?

[unapologeticallyaffected]

... all right, try.