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[smokeandcarbs]

[The voice in the psychic network is even and self-effacing. It seems that all babies are safe this time. In fact, it wouldn't be surprising if they were put back to sleep.]

Today I was told that some of you could pull objects out of thin air, and that I could eventually learn those same skills.

Given that my learning will take longer than smoking the rest of my pack, would anyone mind creating cigarettes for me? If necessary, I can work for them. I'm good at changing light bulbs, writing reports and tasting cake. 

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[unapologeticallyaffected]

Merits are for women. Lucky Strikes are for grizzled old men and cowboys. [This is probably not all that helpful.]

[fridgeninja]

... I could add low-tar paper filters?

[unapologeticallyaffected]

... all right, try.