(She feels like she should add something, very quiet, very sober.) Remind me to tell you about the It's Complicated at home. It's less complicated now, but, uh, if who I think is waiting for me back home still is at the end of this, he's not going to mind whatever I did or whoever I kissed a freakin' year or more away from home and him.

(Deep breath.) Right. What do you think it'll call for?