Most people wouldn't have wolves as pets, and probably not wolverines... but you know what? People from other countries think that's what Canadians actually do. It's... it's the stereotype, that we're all tough and wear flannel and live in the woods and have big dogs and play hockey and...

[Okay, deep breath, let's not dump too much.]

...you could be from Prince Edward Island! It's very small, and it's out of the way, and if you have to make something up, I don't think anyone's going to call you on it.