Jauntside end Week 1 | Warning: comments will probably start talking about Atma

[blinktomissit]

Hey, so, uh... [be cool be cool] not to harsh anyone's magic school vibe or anything - how's that whole 'dark wizard' thing working out for you guys anyway? - but I've just got a uh, just a... teeny tiny question about something that you know, may have been overlooked in the whole mission statement thing that I feel like is probably worth asking a couple questions about. Nothing big, nothing big, just. You know. Wondering what the hell is up with the room full of corpses. Anyone got a uh - any ideas about that? They like [oh hey is it possible for a telepathic voice to become a bit strained and squeakier? he is sounding more and more wigged out the longer he rambles]-- spares, or something?

[OOC: Warning again! Comments may or may not end up containing Atma (cannibalism virus) explanations.]

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[helborn]

[Excuse me what.]

... Okay so like. Please tell me you did not force the dead back to life. Because we might need to have Words.

[grimjeaper]

No! We- we don't go tampering with other peoples' lives, kid, it's not ever our place to make that kind of call.

It was always my own body, alright? I'm the dead guy, it's my corpse we were regrowing. That alright by you?

[helborn]

... Oh. Yeah. Okay. Sorry, just... you know. I'm kind of a psychopomp so that kind of thing is just. You know. Sensitive, part of the job, you get it.

[He's rambling.]

I'm also dead, I get it. Sorry.

[grimjeaper]

What? No, it-it's fine. Mine was by choice. And I'm... kind of a psychopomp too? I guess? I'm a reaper by trade.

[helborn]

... Yeah, mine wasn't. But it's... it's okay.

[It's not okay.]

My mother's a goddess of death? So I kind of got the psychopomp thing as a job because of course I did. But I was helping out ghosts before I even knew she was my mother, so...

[grimjeaper]

Hey, not a bad gig. Mine was either be the Raven Queen's emissary or be tried for crimes against the natural order of life and death, so. Y'know. Not exactly a hard choice.

[he likes being alive existent thank you, now that he has his girlfriend back]

[helborn]

Uh. Yeah. No, I totally get it. Raven Queen isn't a deity in my world, but there's some that are associated with ravens?

I have a raven here too, actually. He's very cranky and I'm sorry in advance.

[grimjeaper]

I'm not sure her ravens like me too much either, don't worry. They, uh, like my boss more, I think. He's our Queen's favourite.

[helborn]

Oh, good. It's not a great idea to have a god pay the most attention to you. Some people think it'd be great but nope.

[grimjeaper]

Still - at least when they do, better to be in their favour, right?

[blinktomissit]

So... these are yours? You ever hear of making things in moderation?

[dead people, when will they learn.]

[helborn]

They're not mine. I've just got the one body. Technically it's my original one, but I died, and... it's complicated.