Gotta love her

[dino_zarf]

[The psychic feed opens with what is a familiar sight to anyone who's been around for long: Rose playing. Today it's with her Pogemon toys that her doting godparents gave her for her birthday.]

For those of you who are new, this is Rose and she's just the cutest little thing. Do you want to say hi?

Hi! I'm the baby!

And as you can hear, Rosie is on the network. She's just about eighteenish months old, which means she still takes naps.

[He'd like to see that last, okay?]

And what that means is that when people start screaming on the network while she's napping she wakes up. I can only block the network out for her about once a week, so everyone's a lot happier if you take a second to filter any screaming you're meaning to do in everyone's head away from her.

(no subject)

[smokeandcarbs]

[The voice in the psychic network is even and self-effacing. It seems that all babies are safe this time. In fact, it wouldn't be surprising if they were put back to sleep.]

Today I was told that some of you could pull objects out of thin air, and that I could eventually learn those same skills.

Given that my learning will take longer than smoking the rest of my pack, would anyone mind creating cigarettes for me? If necessary, I can work for them. I'm good at changing light bulbs, writing reports and tasting cake.