I'm not ashamed to have an opinion on whether or not I would bang people. Or a list of pros and cons to make my decision.

See, while they're both cute and athletic, Kinji's the good kind of dramatic while Yakumo... isn't. And while Kinji's occasionally obnoxious, Yakumo's always obnoxious. So if I have to choose between our two resident ninja, it's gonna be Kinji.

Except they're both hella into each other, so realistically I'd just stand back and let them bone instead. Finally.