Are you insane? I, for one, do not wish to go around in skirts for the rest of the Jaunt.

Second, all that is going to to is create hysteria and panic.

Third, do you have any concept of just how many pair of trousers that even is, unless you mean what are called in modern times underpants, and that, is just uncouth and unclean.

Seriously, my eight year old daughter was more mature than some of you. Grow the hell up.