[More than just another voice in their heads, this voice comes with the image of a small blond boy who also happens to be standing about 100 feet to the side - the right way up, for a change.]

H-Hello. My name is Armin Arlert. It's a pleasure to meet all of you!

Umm... I can also help get you up to speed, and I will answer any questions you have to the best of my abilities!