What--? It's not because you're a dumb kid! [Well YOU KIND OF ARE DUMB SOMETIMES but that is not the point. And you are a kid. But. But!] Look, okay, the reason I won't bite you yet is that it's kind of sexy and where I come from a twenty-five-year-old woman doing something sexy with a fifteen-year-old boy is kinda creepy. That's why I said to wait like three years. You'd be old enough in my world then. I just didn't want to have to say it straight out like that if I didn't have to because you were a vampire too and Sarmatian vampires don't have to deal with that shit and-- I don't know, I guess I didn't want you to be too weirded out.

And I mostly just know the shit Armin can do because I've seen him do it. The only one he told me he could do is the part where we share memories. I'm not even entirely sure about the mind-reading, to be honest, but it seems like the kind of thing you'd have to know before you hijacked someone's brain like he did that one time.

[Speaking of which...] Uh. Sorry about that shit before, Armin. And again just now.