[Jaunt] That Monk is Terrifying

[failgoyle]

Okay, okay, so, everyone stay the hell away from Matthew. I don't know what the hell he's doing, but he's some kind of monk, and he's talking to ghosts, and he and the ghosts are freaking terrifying and tried to kill me! And he was gonna interrogate me with this scary as hell tree-lady-ghost-thing who wanted my blood, and I barely got out of there alive!

...and...uh...he kind of startled the crap out of me, so I...ah...lost my tail, and I...er, well...he's...still got it...

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[failgoyle]

But still! Failing that would have been terrifying!

[fridgeninja]

Well, not for long.

[failgoyle]

I dunno, they've got ways of stretching the unpleasantness out.

[fridgeninja]

The end of the world was going to be unpleasant, too.

[failgoyle]

Well, yeah, but...but...

[So it might be harder than he'd like to psychically communicate trailing off in a high-pitched deflating balloon sort of noise, but that's so what he's doing wherever he is right now.]

[fridgeninja]

You sound like you could use a drink.

[failgoyle]

Yes. Yes, I could use a drink.

I might not stop, but I could so use one.

[fridgeninja]

I don't have one. I was just checking.

[failgoyle]

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Oh. Thanks.