I'm part of a family of pansexual gourmands, of course I'm ready and willing to discuss proper preparation.

Oh. Oh, no, dear, I am so sorry that it had to be that way. Just know that their actions aren't yours, and that your first as yourself should be excellent. If it isn't, just point me in the other party's (or parties', plural) direction. No selfish lovers for my companions, I can't abide it.