So. Right. I'm going to be everyone's English teacher for this project because it is literally the only job my B.A. in English qualifies me for. Don't do what I did, kids. Listen to your dad when he tells you to become a computer programmer.

I'll be going over the two poems that the Trumps are whole liminal referencing and then I'll toss in his cat poems just for fun. Phillip, you might want to pay attention to those. They're the ones that got set to music for Cats.