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[claudiometer]

So. Who needs paperwork?

I wanted to make sure mine would pass the sniff test before offering it to anyone else, but it just did - and this is not my first papers-falsifying rodeo. I can do passports and tourism or work visas, but you're on your own for the casualty insurance, if you've been playing a role where picking that up is a thing.

Got a stable place for the week - I can meet people in Liminal from there, but between the amped-up security and the fact that they know we're a thing in general terms, be really super careful about where you decide to put your portals.

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[Edward Dragon! No one needs to know that 'Dragon' is, in this case, a butter knife.]

It's a flat-pack furniture store - because they make you assemble it yourself when you get home, they can sell it virtually everywhere at really cheap prices. It's notorious for being really difficult to put together, and sometimes worth exactly what you paid for it and not a bit more. But it's better than, say, not having a bed frame at all.

[heartofmetal]

[Now we're talking.]

In other words they give you the materials, the instructions and a pat on your back for good luck. Doesn't sound very customer friendly.

[claudiometer]

The people who work there are decent, at least in my experience. And you can get bigger stuff delivered. But that is basically what they give you.

At least the instructions are in pictures, not Swedish.