[Drizzt is pretty sure he doesn't want to know what a douche is, so he doesn't ask. And--taxidermied? That.. is something he does not wish to ask about, either. Certainly not to someone who was causing large amounts of annoyance to him a few moments ago.

He's mostly over it.]

Like the sea, but a pool instead. I am definitely sorry that I missed it. If there is such a thing another time, perhaps I will take my father to it, if only for my own amusement.

[Yes, he would have dragged Zak into the pool. Because reasons. Also because stupid family outings sound like fun.]