[Jaunt] Check-in

[shiroganeheir]

[Naoto's mental voice is higher than usual, and definitely worried.]

Can someone please tell me what's going on? I seem to be stuck in a compact. Again. If someone could help find me, that would be greatly appreciated.

[She coughs and composes herself.]

At any rate, those of us who are Investigating should likely check in. Please let us know who is here, and any information you might have. For those who are new... welcome to your first Jaunt.

[Another pause.]

Oh. And I am Naoto Shirogane, usually small with a blue hat, but sometimes larger. Or a rock. Or a cat person. It is complicated.... but I always have my hat.

Comments

[cawfullyironic]

Yo, it's Davi and I'm even more of a bird than normal. What the shit, I'm like a toddler with no fuckin arms.

[shiroganeheir]

That sounds like a large difficulty, Davi-san. My apologies.

[cawfullyironic]

I am the saltiest motherfucker right now, you got no idea. How's a dude supposed to wipe his own ass without arms.

Yeah I can't not make this official

[senpaidol]

Maybe your arms are in your pog or something? Try retrieving them from there.

[cawfullyironic]

Pretty sure detachable limbs is not one of my pogepowers or whatever. That'd be the most useless fuckin superpower next to talking to fish.

[senpaidol]

You know, you might be right. I spent a whole month as a mermaid just now and I still never talked to any fish. And the whole yes-legs-no-legs thing was...well, it was different, I don't know about useful.

[naturaltwohands]

That sounds rather disturbing. Are you all right?

[cawfullyironic]

I'm a fuckin rooster, Drizz.

[naturaltwohands]

A rooster?

If anyone laughs at you, then you can wake them with the sunrise.

But truly, that does sound horrible.

[cawfullyironic]

Hope the trumps make an appearance. You ever get shit on from on high by a giant orange bird? Well they're gonna find out first hand.

[naturaltwohands]

[Drizzt can't help but snort in laughter.]

That's horrifically obscene.

[Yet you laughed, Drizzt.]

... Aim well, my friend.

[DRIZZT. I'm. I'm so proud of you.]

[cawfullyironic]

-=horrifically obscene is davesprite's middle name=-

Dude. If I miss I'll just fucking rewind time and do it again. Pretty sure I can use liminal space against them and make a giant vat of molten spicy mexican enduced extrement if my bowls ain't up for the task.

[naturaltwohands]

I believe in your skill and determination.

[cawfullyironic]

My flighty bird senses are tingling, yo. I get the sneaking suspicion that you're mocking me. Don't be that guy bro.

[naturaltwohands]

I'm mocking, yes, but no, not you. There's a few Trumps that I would not mind being anointed by a bird.

[cawfullyironic]

You see any let me know.

[naturaltwohands]

I will be happy to!