[Jaunt] This place is home...

[venetianprince]

When Feliciano realizes where he is, his first reaction is shock. The second reaction is an ache in his heart, and the third reaction is to burst into tears.

And his sobbing echoes throughout the network in his relief.

Rome...! We're in Naples, we're in the Imperium Romanum...! This is my grandfather's house, this is my childhood home-

He takes a while to compose himself, but soon continues speaking.

Leonardo has already offered his help, but I can be useful too...! I lived through this, I remember all of it, all of these places- I remember everything! My grandfather taught me so much, and I never forgot. If anyone needs help navigating the land or the culture, please, feel free to ask me.

I'll be going by the name Felix Romulus Valeria, if anyone needs to find me. It was the name I went by back then.

Comments

[cawfullyironic]

Birdus Phallus Maximus at your service.

[venetianprince]

[And that's a scandalized squeak.]

Davi! You can't use that name, that's- oh!

You're here! You're here!! Oh, tesoro, where are you? I'm on the beaches by Naples right now, but, ah, it's a long coast and a big empire, so...!

Even so... it'd be nice to be with you for a Jaunt.

[cawfullyironic]

Dude, it's an awesome name. Supremely manly and shit.

And yeah, I dunno. I can see beaches from here? Found me some shade to I don't end up looking like a god damned burn victim. Just kinda chillin right now.

[venetianprince]

C-Caro, there's no doubting your manliness, but that kind of name...! People will definitely know it's fake!

Ah? Beaches? Then maybe I can find you. Do you need me to get you a hood on the way to you?

[cawfullyironic]

Yeah. I don't got my shades.

Or my feathers.

-=he looks like real dave again and its weird=-

[venetianprince]

Oh...! That's right, Jaunts make everyone look human! Aheh, I can't wait to see you. I wonder if you still have those cute freckles~

[Feliciano does so love to tease.]

I'll get you some things to help you cover up, then. Help me find my way to you?

[cawfullyironic]

I'm the pale kid who blinds everyone nearby when he takes his shirt off out in the sun. Like fuck if I'd have know I'd have stocked up on spf 9000.

[venetianprince]

You poor thing. Okay, okay, I'm sure I can still recognize your face, so just hold on a little longer~ I'll find you soon. I just got something from the markets, so now it's just a matter of figuring out where you are.

I'm in silver and blue, if it helps pick me from the crowd.

[cawfullyironic]

Just look for the arrows in the sky. You'll be the only one who can see them.

-=the arrows that just happen to look like roman winged phalluses flying around=-

[venetianprince]

...Davi...

[There are not enough words to convey exactly how flustered and startled he is right now.]

Just you wait until I find you, dio santo. You're trying to kill me, I know it.

[cawfullyironic]

-=he's just going to sit there patiently and wait with a smug smirk until feli gets there. rest assured he IS laughing to himself=-

[set_your_watches_for_fun]

You should have an interesting relationship with the auguries, with that name.

[cawfullyironic]

I got an idea. Let's pretend I have no idea what that means.

[set_your_watches_for_fun]

Some use the movements of birds to predict the future. Wouldn't it be marvelous if they could change that future by changing the movements of a bird?

You might have an auspicious maximus phallus indeed.

[cawfullyironic]

Haha. The auspiciousness of my fellatiousness is second to none.

Sucks -=heh=- cuz I'm technically not a bird at the mo.

[set_your_watches_for_fun]

Less auspicious then, but more pleasing to you, I should imagine, considering the conversations we've had.

[cawfullyironic]

I guess so. I mean it ain't gonna last so I'm not gettin' too excited. I'll be back to my dayglo jell-o bird self in no time.

[set_your_watches_for_fun]

One day, darling, you'll learn to live a bit more in the moment. It might do you some good.

[cawfullyironic]

That another lesson in madcap heroics you're plannin' on indoctrinating me into?

[set_your_watches_for_fun]

Not quite. More it's a lesson in allowing yourself to be happy now and again.