birds tho

[wholeheaded]

[ sometime when his robot partner/boyfriend isn't planning a party for him, Ambrose - possibly after a couple glasses of wine - takes to the network. ]

Okay, does anybody else feel like the Trumps have running jokes for them? Like, themes that keep popping up on jaunts that have nothing to do with you but you keep running into it somehow?

Mine is birds. The peacock tail in Doki, then there was the Owl Prince guy, then TOTO got turned into a mynah bird in Bando, then there was Rome and Ambrosius'.... everything. And in Newport I literally became a bird man hybrid thing, I won't be surprised if next jaunt I'm a member of an ancient and noble clan of ostrich riders.

[ ...challenge accepted. ]

I mean I like birds but back home I wasn't a ornithologist or anything, there's no cultural significance, I just keep getting avian associations for no good rea-- it's my nose isn't it.

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[cawfullyironic]

I keep turning into pasty as fuck assholes with the same name so probably.

[wholeheaded]

I'm sorry, that sounds exhausting.

[cawfullyironic]

Bro, you got no idea. Is like an olympic swimming pool sized wave of horshit my delicate ass needs to traverse every time i get back from one of these things.

[wholeheaded]

[ further back in his mind Ambrose sarcastically wonders why in the world such a gentle soul winds up with unpleasant infiltrations. ]

From my experience, folks learn to separate the infiltration from the person. Hopefully people will go easy on you.

[cawfullyironic]

-=the world may never know=-

I'll soldier forth. A bro's gotta do what a bro's gotta do.

[wholeheaded]

Wise words. Hopefully the Trumps will let you catch a break soon too. Occasionally they're... not completely terrible.

[cawfullyironic]

Nah. Pretty sure they all suck the underside of a luchador's sweaty, herniated taint. They just like to pretend they're not sometimes.

[wholeheaded]

[ he has no idea what a few of those words mean and isn't inclined to ask. he gets the idea though. ]

Yeah, agreed on that. A little carrot and a lot of stick.