BURGERS [Jaunt]

[ninjayeehaw]

[Someone's started a livestream versus a Pogemon - but not just any one. A humanoid hamburger monster is the focal point of the visuals; almost hyperfocused, in fact.

The emotions are no help for this one; literally the only thing getting projected is rapt excitement and the rush of adrenaline.]

So someone mentioned burger monsters!!

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[truerevelation]

...damn. That ain't just a publicity thing, then.

[If it was, he's pretty sure he could put together a better costume.]

Who picks grunts that you can eat, anyway?

[ninjayeehaw]

Funny y'should say that - the grunt just begged us t'not eat 'im.

[truerevelation]

Tch. It'd probably give ya indigestion if ya tried.

[...whoa, man, let's back away from the casual... yeah.]

Think it's really expecting it?

[ninjayeehaw]

Don't think it was expectin' t'get attacked by what looks like two Pogemon an' a Slammer.

[truerevelation]

[Kanji snorts.]

Yeah, I get the feelin' these guys are small fry. ...small fries? Shit. Uh. Been watchin' the news and they're showin' up all over but no-one's having trouble with them yet. You guys probably scared the ... ketchup outta it.

[ninjayeehaw]

They ain't exactly measurin' up well t'a trio a' fighters. An' it was just tippin' tables when I found it.

[There's no small amount of disappointment here. He'd been hoping for a good fight.]

[truerevelation]

Sounds almost more like it's just tryin' to get attention than anything else.