And now for something completely different

[failgoyle]

Okay, so I've been spending a lot of time in Liminal since every time I go out, I get harassed by wind spirits...

...but I think I just lit upon something really awesome while hiding in the Workshop!

[What follows next is a musical interlude played on computer parts.]

Comments

[cloudpotter]

[he was going to apologize

but

...]

Are you sure there's nothing more useful you should be doing?

[failgoyle]

Everything else I do seems doomed to failure.

[cloudpotter]

It can't be that bad.

[caREFULLY NOT MENTIONING HE IS PART OF THE REASON EVERYTHING HAS BEEN SO HARD FOR YOU, JULES]

Maybe a cup of tea will help?

[failgoyle]

I'm pretty sure tea's not going to help the magical ability to screw stuff up no matter how hard I try.

Or does it just make wind spirits stay away?

[cloudpotter]

[it's not possible to cough and turn away on the Network, but hell if Yakumo's not somehow projecting that impression anyway]

The wind spirits might, ah - have become a lesser issue, recently. Exactly how much trouble have you had with them?

[failgoyle]

One THREW A HOUSE ON ME and then CARRIED ME AWAY AND I WOULD HAVE DIED IF I DIDN'T TAKE FALL DAMAGE REALLY WELL OR IF I COULDN'T TURN TO STONE!

And then another STOLE MY STUPID BAG OF IRON NAILS AND TRIED TO DROP IT ON MY HEAD!