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[turbedon]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking-

Okay, maybe not.

Intros first, I guess... Hi, I'm Robin! Currently sort of younger big brother to Redwing if you've met him. First 'Jaunt' so I'm a newbie at all of this.

Anyway, I know a lot of people have been freaking out that this is all... quiet? Not dangerous so far? I'm not sure how it usually goes but since you're not feeling the aster and if yoga or whatever isn't going to cut it, I rented a Wii from the hotel and set it up in my room - sorry roomies - if anyone wants to come and just chill for a bit. Maybe we'll have a dance-off or something!

Comments

[deconsecrate]

Ooh. Will it be shiny?

[turbedon]

Does sparkly work?

[deconsecrate]

What kind of diva would I be if I didn't demand specifics to a degree unheard of by man?

[turbedon]

I guess that means we'll have to get you a scepter and maybe a feather boa too then.

[deconsecrate]

I think I had a scepter once, actually.

[ Is he serious...uh. Could be? His house does contain a lot of things he will basically never look at unless he needs to sell them for beer money ... ]

[turbedon]

Is it here?

[deconsecrate]

Not one of the perks of the room, I'm afraid. Although they did give us free chocolate, which is so much better. What does a person even do with a scepter, anyway?

[turbedon]

Wave it around while expecting people to pay attention, I think.

[deconsecrate]

That would explain how popular they are with the monarchy.

[turbedon]

Maybe they hoped at one point it would give them magic?

i'll phonetically pronounce whatever i want

[deconsecrate]

[ Ha ha ha ha ha ] Noh....ot in Thedas, they didn't. Imagine the scandal!

[He is imagining the scandal, and it's glorious. ]

you rebel

[turbedon]

Magic equals bad news in Thedas or something?

psh that's just hawke's diction

[deconsecrate]

[ Ohhhhhhh Dick. ]

You could say that.

[ Water wouldn't melt in his mouth, that's how dry this is. ]

[turbedon]

Have you considered working in laundry?

[deconsecrate]

Maker's breath. Go on, tell me why. [ 'Make my day' is somehow implied even if Clint Eastwood is ten thousand years and twice as many grizzles away from Hawke. ]

[turbedon]

I don't know if this translates to your speaking voice, but I swear you're so dry you'd be the best drier and starcher all in one. People would come to you in hordes insisting you get their clothes nice and crisp.