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[turbedon]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking-

Okay, maybe not.

Intros first, I guess... Hi, I'm Robin! Currently sort of younger big brother to Redwing if you've met him. First 'Jaunt' so I'm a newbie at all of this.

Anyway, I know a lot of people have been freaking out that this is all... quiet? Not dangerous so far? I'm not sure how it usually goes but since you're not feeling the aster and if yoga or whatever isn't going to cut it, I rented a Wii from the hotel and set it up in my room - sorry roomies - if anyone wants to come and just chill for a bit. Maybe we'll have a dance-off or something!

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[turbedon]

... So I guess explaining soap and shower jokes are a no-go for you too then.

[flatteries]

[ He's vaguely curious, but.. then again, in his case it'd be more like morbidly curious.

Since that would just kill him.

So-- ]

Y.. yes, I assume I shall have to pass on that.

[turbedon]

Your call and all.

... Wait, does this mean you freak out about public toilets?

[flatteries]

...

I have to confess I have not a single clue what these.. "public toilets" would be [ hi i'm from medieval times and what is indoor plumbing ] but considering the context, I am fairly certain the answer would be "yes".

[turbedon]

They're pretty much places where guys urinate side-by-side.

[flatteries]

[ There's the mental equivalent of a girly shriek. ]

W-why would you just tell people that?!

[turbedon]

[SIR HOW ARE YOU EVEN REAL.]

Better you hear it from me rather than get confused and freaked out later on seeing them for real.