regarding goats

[happyhalloween]

Is Mr Kenzaki gonna still wrestle a goat? Because Beato has lots of goats! Well, I think maybe she can only have one or two at a time out, but that's okay, I think Mr. Kenzaki only needs to wrestle one goat!

Beato, if you're gonna summon a goat for Mr Kenzaki to fight, you should summon Goat-kun! He's the most legendary of all your goats! And I bet he'd have fun!

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[happyhalloween]

The song about the maniac on the floor!

[happyhalloween]

Don't worry! Beato's goats are big and muscley! They're really strong!

[happyhalloween]

Great! So when do we want to have the goat fight? Ooooh, maybe we should wait until the liminal space changes so that the new people who come can see the goat fight too!

[happyhalloween]

Oh. I dunno. I think it belonged to Beato's silly friend, who was the moon.

Beato's goats are goat-men and men-goats!

[happyhalloween]

I thought Titans were just really tall gods.

Also, just because Papa is also silly doesn't mean she isn't too. Even if she's a witch and I acknowledge her. I acknowledge Lambda as a witch and she's also silly sometimes!

[fearinahandfulof]

Are goat-men more man than goat, or is it the other way around?

[She's guessing that whatever the answer to that is, men-goats are probably the opposite.]

[happyhalloween]

I don't know! I should go find them and ask them!

[happyhalloween]

Oh.

But he can still wrestle one here too, right? That would be a lot of fun.

[lunchleader]

Yeah, let's do that! And hey, maybe we can have them compete to see who's the best goat wrestler between all of them!

[happyhalloween]

We can give them a prize! I dunno what yet, but it should be something good. Maybe cake!

[happyhalloween]

... I think maybe that's something to ask Beato.

[lunchleader]

Oooo, cake is good! Maybe some fluffy lemon cake?

No, Triple chocolate!

Or maybe Red velvet...

[fearinahandfulof]

...Oh.

[Not having talked to Beato before, she has no idea how that might go.]

[awitchdidit]

Titans and gods are both creators and rulers, but different factions who came about at different times. Calling one the other is a bit like calling an angel a demon. They're similar creatures on many terms, but shrugging off the differences is likely to offend both.

And fine, that's fair. She's a bit ridiculous, but I can say that because as you know, I am a very serious Witch who only uses magic for dignified things like giving you candy and throwing goat parties.

[awitchdidit]

Hm...wait, was that one rock or synth-pop...well, either way, it's got the right tempo. Let's get right on that.

[all_onis_are_true]

...Would you by any chance be the "romantic" part of this obvious recollection of experience?

[Again: polite. Not sheltered.]

[all_onis_are_true]

Not anytime soon, I hope.

[uzoda]

...nope!

[And that is the sound of awkward, blatant lies.]

[happyhalloween]

What if we had a layer of each?

[happyhalloween]

Those are the most dignified things of all.

[happyhalloween]

Nope! We never turn around and go right back to a place. There's always a little time between.

[happyhalloween]

Don't worry! I'm sure she'll tell us if we ask. Beato's nice, Cassandra. She's only scary to people who deserve it like Battler.

[happyhalloween]

He's a maniac, maniac on the floor! And he's dancing like he's never danced before!

[uzoda]

Uh... medium rare? And like, with mashed potatoes, too!

Now I'm making myself hungry....

[ninjayeehaw]

Y'know if y'all hadn't said nothin', y'all wouldn't a' just outed yerself.

[Case in point: there is no indication as of yet that Kinji was involved in this "romantic" experience.]