regarding goats

[happyhalloween]

Is Mr Kenzaki gonna still wrestle a goat? Because Beato has lots of goats! Well, I think maybe she can only have one or two at a time out, but that's okay, I think Mr. Kenzaki only needs to wrestle one goat!

Beato, if you're gonna summon a goat for Mr Kenzaki to fight, you should summon Goat-kun! He's the most legendary of all your goats! And I bet he'd have fun!

Comments

[morethanashadow]

[Phillip is clearly missing some context here.]

Why is Kenzaki wrestling a goat?

[awitchdidit]

Hm! That would be an interesting matchup, at least if we stuck to formal rules. Greco-Roman wrestling, or modern professional wrestling, do you think?

[uzoda]

Wait, wait, what?! That... that wasn't even me making that promise!

[triggerhappytraitor]

[[Of all the ridiculous things someone could remember from that jaunt..]]

I don't think anyone truly meant for Therion-- Kenzaki's overlay-- to fight a goat. It was a joke that Selene was making at Ares' expense.

[icanhearscreams]

I mean, if we can get a goat, I say... why not?

[chalicejoker]

[He has no idea what's going on, but...]

I feel sorry for the goat.

[uzoda]

Hey, c'mon, this isn't going to be a fair fight for the goat...

[uzoda]

[Thank you for that show of faith in his goat-defeating skills, Hajime.]

I know, right? I don't want to hurt some poor random goat. Seriously.

[icanhearscreams]

I don't know. Goats can be pretty nasty...

[uzoda]

I fight monsters for a living! Well, not a living, I don't get paid... anymore... but seriously!

[icanhearscreams]

Good for you. I'm sure that'll help when the goat eats your shirt.

[uzoda]

It would have to chew through the armor first!

[icanhearscreams]

It'll start with the shoe.

[triggerhappytraitor]

You'd transform for that fight? [[Sorry, Kenzaki, even he can't resist teasing.]]

[chalicejoker]

I mean, if it would make you feel better, I could probably find a recipe for goat...

[uzoda]

[Have an enormously frustrated sound, Jun.]

Look, you're not getting the point! I'm way stronger than a goat! I'd... I'd cut it in two!

[He sounds a little distressed about that.]

[uzoda]

...well, I would if I had to. If it was a Goat Undead or something.

[triggerhappytraitor]

Your Queen, right?

[[He had heard stories of that one, from Kotaro and Hirose]]

A challenge already beaten then, congratulations.

[uzoda]

Huh. I haven't had goat in a while....

[uzoda]

Hey! The Capricorn Undead wasn't... isn't... wait...

[Realization dawns.]

.....oh.

[fearinahandfulof]

Wrestle a goat?

[Maria, she likes you very much, but you confuse her utterly sometimes.]

[icanhearscreams]

Would you, now? Maybe we should find a goat army and see.

[chalicejoker]

Do you need me to show you the right way to butcher a goat when you're done?

[chalicejoker]

So if you fight the goat and win, I'll make you dinner.

[...he would do this anyway.]

[happyhalloween]

Because he needs to in order to be the god of war! It's very important!