OH MY GOSH THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD AND I AM SO MUCH DRUNK

[failgoyle]

[The post opens with Jules Sensory Livestreaming Gil looking like an absolute mess. Since Jules can see through the Mask by default, well, so can anyone else watching this broadcast. It is entirely possible it looks like he's just screaming at a ~scary monster~, at least up until the point he really starts yelling.]

GIL'S HURT AND WE NEED A DOCTOR COULD ANYONE WITH HEALING MAGIC OR HEALING ANYTHING OR A REALLY BIG BANDAID OR SOME KIND OF HOSPITAL WOUND CLOSING GLUE AND HOLY CRAP THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD HOLY CRAP!

[Jules is also drunk thanks to falling into the champagne. You're welcome, everyone.]