OH MY GOSH THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD AND I AM SO MUCH DRUNK

[failgoyle]

[The post opens with Jules Sensory Livestreaming Gil looking like an absolute mess. Since Jules can see through the Mask by default, well, so can anyone else watching this broadcast. It is entirely possible it looks like he's just screaming at a ~scary monster~, at least up until the point he really starts yelling.]

GIL'S HURT AND WE NEED A DOCTOR COULD ANYONE WITH HEALING MAGIC OR HEALING ANYTHING OR A REALLY BIG BANDAID OR SOME KIND OF HOSPITAL WOUND CLOSING GLUE AND HOLY CRAP THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD HOLY CRAP!

[Jules is also drunk thanks to falling into the champagne. You're welcome, everyone.]

Comments

[breakaleginhalf]

Oh my god.

[Sorry he's a little bit in shock and a lot overwhelmed by watching himself in third person in his own head and being screamed at here while also being screamed at in reality. This was a hot mess of bullshit.]

Is this what you guys were trying to warn me about.

[failgoyle]

I'M NOT TRYING TO WARN ABOUT ANYTHING, I'M TRYING TO GET YOU HELP!

...I should warn people about whatever it is you fought to get all bloody like that, WHAT DO I NEED TO WARN ABOUT?

[breakaleginhalf]

Dungeons sucking. But I'm pretty sure that's already a given?

None of this is mine dude.

[failgoyle]

But I...oh.

Oh.

[At least he's stopped the livestream?]

[awitchdidit]

Yes.

I take it you are alright?

[breakaleginhalf]

Yeah, just had an, uh. Exciting dungeon adventure.

...you should see the other guy.

[awitchdidit]

Exciting is certainly one of the things that Dungeons are. If that isn't your blood, it should come off fairly easily if you just start ignoring it.

[private]

[capital_asset]

This actually constitutes something of an improvement.

[breakaleginhalf]

...oh my god.

[What else can you say.]

I am so sorry for you guys having to deal with this for so long.

[reallymean]

You're the one he's worried about? Are you all right?

[breakaleginhalf]

It's not mine, if that helps.

[Even if he doesn't sound a hundred percent present right now. That's normal right]

I'm not injured, that all got fixed up when I left the dungeon. Also not mine, Casper's.

[thornsofmalkav]

You should have seen the time he showed everyone his ass.

Literally.

[failgoyle]

IT WAS FOR ACADEMIC PURPOSES!

[capital_asset]

Where are you?

[failgoyle]

WE'RE ON AN ISLAND IN A SEA OF CHAMPAGNE!

[The Livestreaming attempts to show a relative location as Jules begins wildly looking around the area.]

[capital_asset]

That... doesn't really narrow it down.

[Also, you're making him vicariously dizzy.]

[reallymean]

[What is this. Why is this.]

Calm down, stop screaming, and take a good look at him.

Showing us who's hurt is a good idea, but it would be a much better idea if you slowed down enough to show us any injuries, so we'd know just what sort of medical attention he needs.

[failgoyle]

BUT THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD, I CAN'T CALM DOWN!

[He is at least trying to slow down as instructed, though it's very unsteady.]

[reallymean]

Of course you can. Just breathe. The blood's already been spilled. The danger's passed. You're just dealing with the after effects now.

[And making her a little seasick. She presses her eyes shut in the vain hope that it might make the wobbly vision steadier, or at least make it less disorienting.]

[helborn]

... Jules, I like you, but shut up. He'll be fine, he was just beating something up in my dungeon.

[Sorry, but this is a very cranky tone. He has had a long... period of time? What is time in a dungeon. Or in liminal.]

[failgoyle]

But the BLOOD! THAT IS A LOT OF BLOOD.

[helborn]

The thing was huge and he shoved his entire arm into it. And then my dad tried to rip him apart from the inside, but he's fine now. I made sure he got healed.

[triggerhappytraitor]

Take a deep breath. It'll be okay.

Where are you?

[failgoyle]

Here!

[And he is wildly looking around the area and Sensory Livestreaming it. He is so drunk right now; it's just a shakycam movie.]

[triggerhappytraitor]

Please don't do that--

[[because oh god he feels like he's going to be car sick.]]

You have to move slowly, I can't see anything if you go that fast.