OH MY GOSH THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD AND I AM SO MUCH DRUNK

[failgoyle]

[The post opens with Jules Sensory Livestreaming Gil looking like an absolute mess. Since Jules can see through the Mask by default, well, so can anyone else watching this broadcast. It is entirely possible it looks like he's just screaming at a ~scary monster~, at least up until the point he really starts yelling.]

GIL'S HURT AND WE NEED A DOCTOR COULD ANYONE WITH HEALING MAGIC OR HEALING ANYTHING OR A REALLY BIG BANDAID OR SOME KIND OF HOSPITAL WOUND CLOSING GLUE AND HOLY CRAP THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD HOLY CRAP!

[Jules is also drunk thanks to falling into the champagne. You're welcome, everyone.]

Comments

[private]

[capital_asset]

In your...

[On second thought, he'll just let Gil explain or not explain that.]

Ah.

Is whoever's blood that is all right?

[breakaleginhalf]

Nope.

[He sounds very smug about that, at least.]

[private]

[capital_asset]

Was it a dungeon construct?

[breakaleginhalf]

Yeah. Some big bird fucker with three heads. Ripped one of its ribs out through its neck.

[And now he's back to his somewhat dead-inside tone of voice. Someone's still dissociating a bit.]

[private]

[capital_asset]

[Well, that's a somewhat worrying tone.]

Whatever works.

[Look, one of his fighting partners is a giant tiger. He's well inured to gore by now.]

Do you need anything?

Re: [private]

[breakaleginhalf]

A really long, really hot shower. And like a metric shitton of soap.

[private]

[capital_asset]

The workshop should have the former. The latter... Depending on how much you need, you may need to ask someone who can manipulate Liminal matter to make some.

[breakaleginhalf]

My plan was to loot like all of the bathrooms, but that's probably better. Most people seem to be able to do it here, huh.

[private]

[capital_asset]

There's definitely no shortage of people who can do it. I'm not one of them, of I'd offer to create some for you.

[private]

[breakaleginhalf]

No worries, mate. As long as there's no shortage of hot water, I should be right.

[private]

[capital_asset]

That's good.

[Sticky fur - especially sticky, bloody fur - is not pleasant. Raidou does in fact know that from experience.]