OH MY GOSH THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD AND I AM SO MUCH DRUNK

[failgoyle]

[The post opens with Jules Sensory Livestreaming Gil looking like an absolute mess. Since Jules can see through the Mask by default, well, so can anyone else watching this broadcast. It is entirely possible it looks like he's just screaming at a ~scary monster~, at least up until the point he really starts yelling.]

GIL'S HURT AND WE NEED A DOCTOR COULD ANYONE WITH HEALING MAGIC OR HEALING ANYTHING OR A REALLY BIG BANDAID OR SOME KIND OF HOSPITAL WOUND CLOSING GLUE AND HOLY CRAP THERE'S SO MUCH BLOOD HOLY CRAP!

[Jules is also drunk thanks to falling into the champagne. You're welcome, everyone.]

Comments

[breakaleginhalf]

We're pretty low-grade, as far as technology goes. But you're probably already aware of that, what with the Travelling and the sort of implied knowing of home-base Earthlings there.

[reallymean]

I think the humans I know are a century or two ahead of the Earth we visited on the last Jaunt, but yes - comparatively speaking, you're in the early days of discovery. That isn't a bad thing, though. You have the whole universe ahead of you.

[breakaleginhalf]

I know right. [Isn't it just so exciting!] Back home I was studying to be an applied physicist, I wanted to be all over the next phase in human space travel!