Missed connections

[haremtrap]

Hey I got a guy here who's new and confused named-

Hey what did you say your name was again?

Right.

-named Mamoru looking for a blond named Usagi. Also showing him how to do this psychic thing. Say hi, Mamoru.

Comments

[reincarnatedprince]

This is the psychic network? I did wonder about the voices I kept hearing.


I mean... Hi?

[haremtrap]

Yup that's this. It doesn't necessarily mean you're not crazy and hearing things, but it should hopefully explain most of them.

[reincarnatedprince]

I can say for certain that I haven't heard this many voices in my head before, so it's safe to say it's just that.

[haremtrap]

That's an oddly specific denial but okay dude.

[rustyhonesty]

Oh, so that's why Usagi ran off in such a hurry.

[haremtrap]

They must be dating.

[rustyhonesty]

They're engaged, actually.

[haremtrap]

I was close.

[rustyhonesty]

Better luck next time.

[haremtrap]

Do I get a consolation prize?

[rustyhonesty]

I can give you a handicap next time we train.

[haremtrap]

Fuck dude, I should be the one giving YOU a handicap.

[rustyhonesty]

Yeah? Maybe. But that doesn't work as a consolation prize.

[Honest to a fault strikes again.]

[haremtrap]

What? No we're supposed to be trash talking each other right now.

[rustyhonesty]

I'm not going to lie about skills just to trash talk.

[haremtrap]

Why not though?

[rustyhonesty]

I just don't like lying.

[haremtrap]

It's not lying it's trash talk, totally different.

[rustyhonesty]

Sorry. It's been a while since I've properly trash talked with anyone. You very rusty with it.

[haremtrap]

Gotta stay in practice, yo.

Speaking of practice, if you're worried about your fighting skills, you should join me in sparring with Kinji. He runs circles around me and I've never actually beaten him, but it's great reflex training.

[rustyhonesty]

Well, Kinji is a ninja, so that doesn't really surprise me. But I'll keep that in mind.

[haremtrap]

I'm just surprised he hasn't gotten bored of winning yet.

[rustyhonesty]

He might be the type that never will.

[starshaper]

[Usagi is a super emotional mess at the moment, but how could she ignore this post? Nope, she could never do that even when she feels like speaking and thinking are almost like a mission impossible at the moment.]

I -- I'm on my way ---- to him... ... [Does that explain that she is Usagi? Maybe.] Thank you so much for this.

[haremtrap]

[It's pretty obvious.]

You're welcome, I guess.

[starshaper]

[She's really obvious most of the time or all the time, it's not like she's ever good at hiding her feelings no matter how much she tries.]

If there's ever anything, that I can do for you in return then you just let me know, okay? I'll do literally anything!

[... thank you is such a huge understatement for what her mind is going through right now.]

[haremtrap]

[Well. Apparently they were engaged, so this reaction wasn't a total surprise.]

It's fine, really. Don't worry about it.

[starshaper]

[They are! She has an adorable ring to show off for that engagement later in the network.]

Fine is an understatement! Saying thank you feels like that too. ...I don't think I'll stop worrying yet, or ever after a jaunt like Harrogate, but if you can see him and he can really say things on this network -- [she can hear him there but holy wow she is rushing to hear his voice in person. Or maybe she will try to be brave and say something to him there too but wow, she really is a mess of complicated emotional state overload right now.] -- and everyone else can hear and talk to him too then maybe this isn't just one of the things that keep repeating whenever I sleep here.

[haremtrap]

I mean, if you REALLY wanna do me a solid, then...

If you ever meet a blond girl named Toyo with claws, please let ME know.

[starshaper]

Yes, yes I REALLY want to do that...!

Blond girl Toyo with claws, okay, I'll be sure to keep that in mind!

[haremtrap]

Also: Do not tell her that I am here. I am trying to avoid her.

[starshaper]

... Ohhh, why? Ah but okay okay, I won't tell her that you're here if she ever appears. ...you found a really good way to avoid her by accidentally coming here.

[haremtrap]

She's an unbeatable fighter who tricked me into stealing her job so she could be as lazy as she wants.

Also she broke my TV.

[starshaper]

Seriously unbeatable? I mean there are a lot who seem unbeatable but... Wow, I love being as lazy as I want but no one should trick anyone into that!

I guess the severity of that depends on if you watch a lot of TV or need it a lot for gaming or something?

[haremtrap]

We called her "The Dragon" because she was the strongest fighter in the school. Also because she could breath fire.

Honestly I didn't have TIME to watch a lot of TV but it was the principle of the thing.

[thornsofmalkav]

Oh my god.

[haremtrap]

What?

[thornsofmalkav]

Um. So. They're a super hero couple. Although I guess he'd be more accurately described as sort of a phantom thief dude who is heroic when he's not stealing jewelry.

[notadisappointment]

Are you seriously saying they're who I think they are?

[haremtrap]

Huh. He seemed ordinary enough. Kind of awkward.

replying to you both

[thornsofmalkav]

Phantom thieves definitely level up in suave whenever they don their tuxedo and mask.

[So yes, Yosuke, they are DEFINITELY who you think they are.]

[notadisappointment]

Dude, that's awesome. I never thought this could happen.

[haremtrap]

I feel like something is passing over my head here.

NOT HERE

[otomechapilot]

(For no reason at all, Sara breaks into a grin wherever she is.)