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[smokeandcarbs]

[The voice in the psychic network is even and self-effacing. It seems that all babies are safe this time. In fact, it wouldn't be surprising if they were put back to sleep.]

Today I was told that some of you could pull objects out of thin air, and that I could eventually learn those same skills.

Given that my learning will take longer than smoking the rest of my pack, would anyone mind creating cigarettes for me? If necessary, I can work for them. I'm good at changing light bulbs, writing reports and tasting cake. 

Comments

[fridgeninja]

Tanqueray?

I only know Japanese whiskeys, I'm not sure if they're much like bourbon or not.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

I'm more of a Hendricks man, but Tanqueray will do in a pinch. And no, Japanese whiskey is very different. Bourbon's more of a corn liquor, and aged in new oak barrels, so it's a lot sweeter than what you're probably used to.

[pause] Are you speaking Japanese?

[fridgeninja]

Technically, I'm thinking in Japanese. But as long as I'm intending to be understood, I'll be translated. Wakari masu ka?

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Ah, nope. I only speak Middle Mongolian - my education was primarily Eurocentric, unfortunately, and big on dead languages.