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[There's a bit too much chaos to deal with it while the flash mob is still going, but as soon as things settle down, for some relative value of settling down, Hijikata's straight on to business.]

If this is your first jaunt: don't panic, try to blend in.

Some of our number are going to think they belong in this world. If you can hear this, then obviously, you're not one of them. Keeping an eye on our infiltrators is usually our second clue to figuring out what the hell we're supposed to be doing here.

Our first one is when we arrive in the middle of some shitstorm like this, though - that usually means something. So it's sounding like this one's got to do with... [A slight noise of frustration. This is not his wheelhouse.] Romantic shit? Valentine's Day? If any of you are experts, now would be a good time to tell the rest of us. Or if you know a lot about, I don't know, weddin-

[Actually, no, this is not how he wants to start wedding planning, he is going to cut himself the hell off there. Embarrassedly.]

We usually start by checking in, anyway, so if you're still yourself, speak up. If you've noticed anyone is definitely an infiltrator, tell us that, too; you might as well save us the trouble of saying something really goddamned stupid to them while we're trying to figure it out.

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[Oh. Well. While he's here, he should probably do that checking in thing.]

Yeah, yeah, I'm here, I'm back, how the hell do you get rid of ears and tails.

[Does this voice sound familiar? It should, because only so many people can pull off the perpetually grumpy as shit personality.

Hi, Hijikata-san, what's up.]

Finish the jaunt and they'll probably go away.

[Deadpan. But no, he is glad you're out of detention, Ibukkun. He's just...Hijikata.]

Probably.

Probably, right.

[.....WAIT A SECOND.]

Probably?! I can't go around like this all the time, Hijikata-san! This is awful!

I don't know, after the last one, I think cat ears sound like you got off pretty light.

Uh...yeah.

[Everyone did look pretty awful when he showed back up.]

Dog ears are still no good, though. I just want my ears back.

Most physical changes to blend into a world don't stick around when we leave.

...Oh yeah. That's true.

I don't really get how they're needed in this world in the first place.

There's a lot of shit in any world that isn't really needed, but that everyone's used to seeing. Think of it that way.

[Grumble, grumble.]

Still doesn't make sense, though...

[Then he remembers something.]

Hey, who's getting married? Is it some of these other world people?

...

[dammit]

No.

[You brought this upon yourself, bruh.]

Oh.

...Wait, then who is?

[Though if Hijikata is the one who brought it up, then wouldn't it be him -

PFFFT who would marry that guy?]

Chizuru and I.

[Yeah, see, it couldn't be Hijikaskaj;t -

Oops, don't mind that choked noise coming through.]

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. . . [ LAUGHS SO HaRD. ]

[...SON OF A BITCH, HE KNOWS THAT LAUGH.]

H-Hey, shut up! It's not funny!

[ HE MISSED YOU THOUGH ]

I wonder what kind they might be.

[THEN ACT LIKE IT, JERK]

Stupid ones.

[Like hell he's going to come out and just say it.]

[ how is he supposed to do that!! ]

Is that so? Ibuki-kun has never been a good judge of things like that.

[By being nice and decent, for starters.

~~No, that doesn't mean to be a cat, either, and leave dead things as presents.~~]

I know what I like and what I don't like and I definitely don't like this crap.

[ :( ]

Oh? Well then, I guess we best get them off you, then.

[...Okay, see, he'd be all for this plan if it were basically literally anyone else offering. But knowing Okita and how Okita generally likes to cut things and ask questions later, Ibuki is not very down with this idea.]

Ahhh, Hijikata-san said they'd probably disappear after this jaunt is done.

Can Ibuki-kun wait that long?

If it's between waiting for the jaunt to end or having you help me out with that, then I can definitely wait.

Oh my, should I be hurt by that? Ibuki-kun.

[Why can't he quit you.]

...Well, what were you going to do?

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