土方歳三 ✦ hijikata "fuck shit damn piss hell" toshizō (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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synopsychic2015-02-18 08:00 pm
hakodate) wrote in synopsychic2015-02-18 08:00 pm
Entry tags:
- !doki doki no gakuen,
- ace,
- ambrose,
- armin arlert,
- chizuru yukimura,
- inigo,
- iwamine shuu,
- leonardo da vinci,
- levi,
- ludger will kresnik,
- mai,
- minako arisato,
- naoto shirogane,
- near,
- ryuunosuke ibuki,
- saitou hajime,
- seta souji,
- shay cormac,
- souji okita,
- takakage kobayakawa (pg),
- tim drake (pg),
- toshizou hijikata,
- yua narukami
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[There's a bit too much chaos to deal with it while the flash mob is still going, but as soon as things settle down, for some relative value of settling down, Hijikata's straight on to business.]
If this is your first jaunt: don't panic, try to blend in.
Some of our number are going to think they belong in this world. If you can hear this, then obviously, you're not one of them. Keeping an eye on our infiltrators is usually our second clue to figuring out what the hell we're supposed to be doing here.
Our first one is when we arrive in the middle of some shitstorm like this, though - that usually means something. So it's sounding like this one's got to do with... [A slight noise of frustration. This is not his wheelhouse.] Romantic shit? Valentine's Day? If any of you are experts, now would be a good time to tell the rest of us. Or if you know a lot about, I don't know, weddin-
[Actually, no, this is not how he wants to start wedding planning, he is going to cut himself the hell off there. Embarrassedly.]
We usually start by checking in, anyway, so if you're still yourself, speak up. If you've noticed anyone is definitely an infiltrator, tell us that, too; you might as well save us the trouble of saying something really goddamned stupid to them while we're trying to figure it out.
If this is your first jaunt: don't panic, try to blend in.
Some of our number are going to think they belong in this world. If you can hear this, then obviously, you're not one of them. Keeping an eye on our infiltrators is usually our second clue to figuring out what the hell we're supposed to be doing here.
Our first one is when we arrive in the middle of some shitstorm like this, though - that usually means something. So it's sounding like this one's got to do with... [A slight noise of frustration. This is not his wheelhouse.] Romantic shit? Valentine's Day? If any of you are experts, now would be a good time to tell the rest of us. Or if you know a lot about, I don't know, weddin-
[Actually, no, this is not how he wants to start wedding planning, he is going to cut himself the hell off there. Embarrassedly.]
We usually start by checking in, anyway, so if you're still yourself, speak up. If you've noticed anyone is definitely an infiltrator, tell us that, too; you might as well save us the trouble of saying something really goddamned stupid to them while we're trying to figure it out.
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THAT'S NO REASON NOT TO BEHAVE, EITHER.]
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[WHAT'S IT TO YOU, ANYWAY...
Although, he supposes Souji does have a point, in a way. There was no way they could bake a perfect cake on the first try—they would definitely need time to practice...]
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[ aka pay attention to me not Hijikata-san... ]
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Still. Even if Souji doesn't say it, Saitou can't help but feel like he's being suspiciously insistent about this. He's not sure why, though. ...likely not out of the goodness of his heart.]
There will be time for that. ["Later." is the implication, but if Souji is acting strangely, it's probably not a good idea to brush him off.] When we're finished here, you and I can begin looking for recipes.
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...he really shouldn't let him have his way all the time.]
Five minutes. Even you should be able to handle that.
[He doesn't think he's asking for too much here...!!]
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[ well here's what happened in those five minutes he's going to have handled. ]
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What did he do to deserve this? It's a question that Saitou asks himself often.]
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