Great, he can hear us

[whydoyoushine]

[The voice on the network is not a familiar one, unless you've heard one of the rare times Mr. Sparkles speaks actual words and not batlike chittering noises...or unless you've heard Joe Pesci on helium.]

Hey, hey, hey, what's this? Why the hell am I hearing you lot up in my head, huh?

Never did this before, why's it starting now?

[There's a pause.]

And so...do you guys talk about anything important, or is it all a lot of bellyachin'?

Comments

[whydoyoushine]

Hey, I can't say I'm surprised by any of this. I mean, I know he's a little shit, he's going to keep on being a little shit, I can rely on his being a little shit.

[awitchdidit]

More people need to appreciate that kind of consistency, in my opinion. Speaking as a terrible Witch, in my case.

[whydoyoushine]

I know, right? With the way everything else is constantly changing, you'd think they'd want the consistency somewhere.