Open to All Investigators-Beginning of Digital Frontier Jaunt

[purseownerisme]

For those who are experiencing this for the first time, don't worry. Just keep calm and listen to this message.

If you're hearing this, you're what we call an investigator: someone who retains their memories from their home and other worlds if they have them while in a Jaunt. Some of us have blended in with the setting and are called Infiltrators; don't try and jog their memory back otherwise we'll be in a lot of trouble. They also cannot use the network we're on right now.

What we need to know now is who's not thinking they're a program and what they have noticed so far. Anything will help us try and figure out a way to solve this next issue.

Comments

[purseownerisme]

Not yet.

It could be bigger than any other places we've been to yet. Usually we're in only a small section or town. Even in Austin we only managed to stay within the downtown area.

[hakodate]

If it's bigger than Dolorosa I think we owe the Trumps a kick in the balls.

[Spreading out to keep track of things happened across an entire kingdom was kind of crap.]

[purseownerisme]

I haven't been there but I don't think a kick to the balls will cover it.

Also, we should be careful when it comes to the three main groups. I've heard from others that things are tense.

[hakodate]

Nothing like picking one lead to follow and then getting a panicked request to come help with someone's shit half a kingdom away.

[Portals helped. Some.]

Wouldn't be a jaunt if we weren't smack in the middle of someone else's drama.

[purseownerisme]

...yeah I'm calling it now: Trumps are assholes.

[SIGH. Glad she was normal this time again, dealing with rebellions and drama where she could think clearly and normally was better.]

And it seems the drama might get bad. Hopefully it won't come to that.

[hakodate]

At this point, I'll take anything short of bullets flying as "better than it could be."

[purseownerisme]

Yeah, I rather not face bullets anytime soon.

[Fear of guns here. THANKS ADACHI YOU GIANT DICK.]

[hakodate]

[Hijikata's first time getting shot could be summed up as "didn't hurt as much as he thought it would," but nonetheless, it's not an experience he considers worth repeating.]

I guess in a place like this, it's probably more like lasers or some shit, anyway.

[purseownerisme]

I rather not find out.

But I wonder how swords will look.

[hakodate]

If the rest of this glowy shit is any indication?

[PRETTY BADASS, RIGHT?]

Pretty ridiculous.

[...leave it to the Fun Police.]

[purseownerisme]

Maybe but we won't know until we see it.

[hakodate]

So maybe I'm wrong and I won't have to be completely disappointed in this place's ability to do anything remotely stealthy.

[purseownerisme]

It's possible. I wouldn't be surprised!

[Maybe a light hearted joke but hey, Travelers have the oddest humor.]