Jauntside end Week 1 | Warning: comments will probably start talking about Atma

[blinktomissit]

Hey, so, uh... [be cool be cool] not to harsh anyone's magic school vibe or anything - how's that whole 'dark wizard' thing working out for you guys anyway? - but I've just got a uh, just a... teeny tiny question about something that you know, may have been overlooked in the whole mission statement thing that I feel like is probably worth asking a couple questions about. Nothing big, nothing big, just. You know. Wondering what the hell is up with the room full of corpses. Anyone got a uh - any ideas about that? They like [oh hey is it possible for a telepathic voice to become a bit strained and squeakier? he is sounding more and more wigged out the longer he rambles]-- spares, or something?

[OOC: Warning again! Comments may or may not end up containing Atma (cannibalism virus) explanations.]

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[likescats]

IS THE ICEBOX IN THE SCHOOL?

[Wait what]

EFFECTS? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOUR MEANING. THIS IS HOW I ALWAYS SOUND.

[blinktomissit]

[that's right forget the icebox]

You know, the uh, the whole... the whole... huh. Hey Barold? Barry? Barold~? Give me a second here dude, lemme just try to... try t'hook up some guy to this train of thought. Barry? Barold J. Bluejeans to thought process 6? How do you work this stuff anyway?

[grimjeaper]

Do-- do I want to know what you want from me here?

[blinktomissit]

Oh hey, sweet, you're here. Can you just -- do me a favor, yeah? Just... you know that, that super creepy, appear-from-nowhere-to-ask-dudes-if-they're-scared voice? You know that one? ...Can you just like, do that one for me real quick?

[why yes, he does know exactly what he's asking for]

[grimjeaper]

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[and so does barold]

Taako I'm not doing the lich voice.

[blinktomissit]

Yeah I thought not. Don't ask don't get, right? Thanks anyway.

Anyway, uh -- [how does he make sure he's thinking at the right person now this is ridiculous] -- what my, ah, friend here was supposed to demonstrate was something that's, I mean, about as close to what I'm hearing from you as I've ever heard from anything else ever. You don't happen to not cast a shadow, do you?

[grimjeaper]

Taako-- this isn't another lich, Taako, this is Death. Like, the Grim Reaper.

[As opposed to a Grim Reaper, like himself or Kravitz.]

[blinktomissit]

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...[can you psychic whisper he's gonna try for it] Hey. We got those records wiped, right? That whole process went through?

[likescats]

I AM STILL HERE YOU KNOW.

AND YES I AM DEATH, OF THE DISCWORLD. WHATEVER RECORDS YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT DO NOT CONCERN ME, UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO BE A RESIDENT FROM MY WORLD, WHICH IT IS CLEAR YOU ARE NOT.

[There's that voice again. At least he doesn't sound annoyed. Still just neutral.]

[blinktomissit]

Yeah, I know. [He's not defeated, just sort of... disappointed? That the actual real Death is still totally listening in. He needs to work on that private chat room thing someone else mentioned, stat.]

I don't think we've ever been to any sort of disc-world [back him up on that, Barry?] so I guess we're probably fine. You're here on like, a sabbatical or something, then?

[likescats]

MORE OF A FORCED LEAVE OF ABSENCE AS I HAD NO CHOICE IT THE MATTER.

AND YOU HAVE NOT BEEN TO MY WORLD. I WOULD KNOW IF YOU HAD.

[He's pretty sure.]