Jauntside end Week 1 | Warning: comments will probably start talking about Atma

[blinktomissit]

Hey, so, uh... [be cool be cool] not to harsh anyone's magic school vibe or anything - how's that whole 'dark wizard' thing working out for you guys anyway? - but I've just got a uh, just a... teeny tiny question about something that you know, may have been overlooked in the whole mission statement thing that I feel like is probably worth asking a couple questions about. Nothing big, nothing big, just. You know. Wondering what the hell is up with the room full of corpses. Anyone got a uh - any ideas about that? They like [oh hey is it possible for a telepathic voice to become a bit strained and squeakier? he is sounding more and more wigged out the longer he rambles]-- spares, or something?

[OOC: Warning again! Comments may or may not end up containing Atma (cannibalism virus) explanations.]

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[grimjeaper]

Do-- do I want to know what you want from me here?

[blinktomissit]

Oh hey, sweet, you're here. Can you just -- do me a favor, yeah? Just... you know that, that super creepy, appear-from-nowhere-to-ask-dudes-if-they're-scared voice? You know that one? ...Can you just like, do that one for me real quick?

[why yes, he does know exactly what he's asking for]

[grimjeaper]

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[and so does barold]

Taako I'm not doing the lich voice.

[blinktomissit]

Yeah I thought not. Don't ask don't get, right? Thanks anyway.

Anyway, uh -- [how does he make sure he's thinking at the right person now this is ridiculous] -- what my, ah, friend here was supposed to demonstrate was something that's, I mean, about as close to what I'm hearing from you as I've ever heard from anything else ever. You don't happen to not cast a shadow, do you?

[grimjeaper]

Taako-- this isn't another lich, Taako, this is Death. Like, the Grim Reaper.

[As opposed to a Grim Reaper, like himself or Kravitz.]

[blinktomissit]

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...[can you psychic whisper he's gonna try for it] Hey. We got those records wiped, right? That whole process went through?

[likescats]

I AM STILL HERE YOU KNOW.

AND YES I AM DEATH, OF THE DISCWORLD. WHATEVER RECORDS YOU ARE WORRIED ABOUT DO NOT CONCERN ME, UNLESS YOU HAPPEN TO BE A RESIDENT FROM MY WORLD, WHICH IT IS CLEAR YOU ARE NOT.

[There's that voice again. At least he doesn't sound annoyed. Still just neutral.]

[blinktomissit]

Yeah, I know. [He's not defeated, just sort of... disappointed? That the actual real Death is still totally listening in. He needs to work on that private chat room thing someone else mentioned, stat.]

I don't think we've ever been to any sort of disc-world [back him up on that, Barry?] so I guess we're probably fine. You're here on like, a sabbatical or something, then?

[likescats]

MORE OF A FORCED LEAVE OF ABSENCE AS I HAD NO CHOICE IT THE MATTER.

AND YOU HAVE NOT BEEN TO MY WORLD. I WOULD KNOW IF YOU HAD.

[He's pretty sure.]