"Honestly? Awkward," he snorts, not-so-subtly shifting his weight and feeling the very present 'ahem' in his trousers. "How you men function with your delicate bits dangling around like this... though I suppose having good underwear to 'hold it' helps."

Another shift, a thoughtful glance up. "Not terrible, though. I didn't have much chance to 'explore', but I'll be sure to." He flashes a wicked grin to Eliot and adds, "I based the ahem off Bull's, so there's a fair amount to 'explore'."