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[unapologeticallyaffected]

Please, somebody tell me there's a hairdresser around here somewhere. Because this is getting ridiculous.

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[galvanizer]

You could always grow it out and learn some nice updos?

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Darling, I may be a queen, but I'm not that kind of queen.

[galvanizer]

Warriors braid their hair back in Thedas. Though some of them do cut it all off for simplicity sake.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

I'm not a warrior, either, though I may use that as an excuse to braid Prompto's hair. His looks better long, though.

What do magicians do in Thedas?

[galvanizer]

For their hairstyles? Depends on the mage. One of my associates keeps it shorn close to the head and wears an impressive horned headdress. The Dalish keepers I've met tend to favor simple updos to keep it out of their faces. Qunari mages... well. That depends on their handlers, I guess.

I've noticed most novice Circle mages tend to keep their hair short to avoid burning the ends early on.

action because fuck the network

[cameracoded]

-=plays his fingers through eliot's unruly curls=-

You know the future you we saw looked super sexy with the long hair.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Future me was older and more regal. I'm still in crown prince style.

[That won't stop him from leaning into the hand as he sprawls on Prompto, though.]

And are you saying I'm not super sexy now? Bad Prompto, no blowjobs.

[cameracoded]

-=Prompto just laughs at that=- Dude, trust me. As someone who spent a lot of time around a crown prince, you're already fantastically regal in comparison.

-=and he just smirks and sticks his tongue out at the magician, still playing with his hair=- And that just means you don't get any either.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

[Eliot takes the bait and pushes up quickly to take advantage of the protruding tongue, nipping at it and turning the gesture into a sloppy kiss.]

That is not the correct answer. The correct answer is, 'Eliot you are devastatingly handsome and the sexiest creature on two legs now. But older you is also insanely hot, and I would do you both in a magical threesome that would blow my mind and leave me useless for days. [Explains patiently.]

[cameracoded]

-=Prompto squeaks at the bite, but then immediately melts into the kiss. he is super weak=-

But... you can already leave me useless for days! I don't think I could survive two of you!

[crouching_sin]

Talk to Felih. I'm sure he'd be happy to have someone else's hair to play with.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

I am not entirely sure I trust him with a pair of scissors.

[crouching_sin]

You'll be fine. He enjoys clipping hair. He's trimmed mine a bit. I like it this length, but if you tell him not to change your style he won't.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

[No offense, Naoya, but you look like someone went at your hair with a knife.]

Don't you have a razor cut?

[crouching_sin]

It's layered, excuse you. I may not be as vain as the cat, but I know how to keep my appearance neat. I did live in the fashion center of one of the biggest cities in the world.

[theflyingone]

I see barbers on Jaunts.

[ When most of the people he knows are teenagers, scholars, warriors, or all three... ]

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Yes, but what if those aren't available? There certainly weren't any this last go round, and I want to look impeccably groomed now.

[runs]

You could always ask someone to bridge you over onto the walkabout if the jaunt has no barbers. If one doesn't have hair people, the other might have them.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Are people generally willing to do that for haircuts? I mean, I certainly understand the importance of personal hair care, but it doesn't seem a top priority to that many people. [He sounds faintly disapproving yet resigned to this.]

[theflyingone]

Then I wear a hood.

[ His creativity extends mostly to the utilitarian. Efforts in appearance only accompany a mission to blend in or con someone. Shame, really. ]

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Oh, god. No.

[levelthreehooligan]

Very close to the end of the week, a small, tired voice pipes up on the network.

Are you still in need of assistance? I used to have to style and cut my sibling's hair. It won't be anything fancy, [Unless you want braids] but I can help.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

I haven't found anyone yet, no. ... are you a little girl? You sound like a little girl.

[levelthreehooligan]

Catch these tiny fucking hands, buddy. Would you like your hair cut or no?

[There's a smirk in the voice, at least.]

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Not by a little girl, no, I don't trust that I won't end up with braids or flowers in my hair. But I will take on faith that somehow using profanity guarantees you are an adult.

So sure.