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[unapologeticallyaffected]

Please, somebody tell me there's a hairdresser around here somewhere. Because this is getting ridiculous.

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[galvanizer]

You could always grow it out and learn some nice updos?

action because fuck the network

[cameracoded]

-=plays his fingers through eliot's unruly curls=-

You know the future you we saw looked super sexy with the long hair.

[crouching_sin]

Talk to Felih. I'm sure he'd be happy to have someone else's hair to play with.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Darling, I may be a queen, but I'm not that kind of queen.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Future me was older and more regal. I'm still in crown prince style.

[That won't stop him from leaning into the hand as he sprawls on Prompto, though.]

And are you saying I'm not super sexy now? Bad Prompto, no blowjobs.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

I am not entirely sure I trust him with a pair of scissors.

[crouching_sin]

You'll be fine. He enjoys clipping hair. He's trimmed mine a bit. I like it this length, but if you tell him not to change your style he won't.

[galvanizer]

Warriors braid their hair back in Thedas. Though some of them do cut it all off for simplicity sake.

[theflyingone]

I see barbers on Jaunts.

[ When most of the people he knows are teenagers, scholars, warriors, or all three... ]

[unapologeticallyaffected]

I'm not a warrior, either, though I may use that as an excuse to braid Prompto's hair. His looks better long, though.

What do magicians do in Thedas?

[unapologeticallyaffected]

[No offense, Naoya, but you look like someone went at your hair with a knife.]

Don't you have a razor cut?

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Yes, but what if those aren't available? There certainly weren't any this last go round, and I want to look impeccably groomed now.

[crouching_sin]

It's layered, excuse you. I may not be as vain as the cat, but I know how to keep my appearance neat. I did live in the fashion center of one of the biggest cities in the world.

[galvanizer]

For their hairstyles? Depends on the mage. One of my associates keeps it shorn close to the head and wears an impressive horned headdress. The Dalish keepers I've met tend to favor simple updos to keep it out of their faces. Qunari mages... well. That depends on their handlers, I guess.

I've noticed most novice Circle mages tend to keep their hair short to avoid burning the ends early on.

[cameracoded]

-=Prompto just laughs at that=- Dude, trust me. As someone who spent a lot of time around a crown prince, you're already fantastically regal in comparison.

-=and he just smirks and sticks his tongue out at the magician, still playing with his hair=- And that just means you don't get any either.

[runs]

You could always ask someone to bridge you over onto the walkabout if the jaunt has no barbers. If one doesn't have hair people, the other might have them.

[theflyingone]

Then I wear a hood.

[ His creativity extends mostly to the utilitarian. Efforts in appearance only accompany a mission to blend in or con someone. Shame, really. ]

[levelthreehooligan]

Very close to the end of the week, a small, tired voice pipes up on the network.

Are you still in need of assistance? I used to have to style and cut my sibling's hair. It won't be anything fancy, [Unless you want braids] but I can help.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Makes sense. I didn't let mine grow much until my third year at Breakbills.

Do you do yours yourself?

[unapologeticallyaffected]

[Eliot takes the bait and pushes up quickly to take advantage of the protruding tongue, nipping at it and turning the gesture into a sloppy kiss.]

That is not the correct answer. The correct answer is, 'Eliot you are devastatingly handsome and the sexiest creature on two legs now. But older you is also insanely hot, and I would do you both in a magical threesome that would blow my mind and leave me useless for days. [Explains patiently.]

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Razor cuts can be layered. Or I assume, I don't exactly have the kind of hair that lends itself to that sort of thing, I would look ridiculous.

How much product do you have to use to keep it out of your eyes?

[crouching_sin]

A little bit. I'm careful not to let it get long enough to obscure my vision, since I often have a lot of work to do and that would just be irritating.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Are people generally willing to do that for haircuts? I mean, I certainly understand the importance of personal hair care, but it doesn't seem a top priority to that many people. [He sounds faintly disapproving yet resigned to this.]

[galvanizer]

With a lot of patience and upper body strength, along with two mirrors handy if I've got the luxury.

[unapologeticallyaffected]

Oh, god. No.