And now the Bird Word

[helborn]

[The 'voice' that shows up on the network is rough and scratchy, as if it's more croaked than anything.]

'And then you had to go off and disappear like th -'

[Casper's 'voice' responds.]

We've gone over this and - wait, we're on the network. You're on the network.

... Shit.

'Well, would you look at that? Now I can tell people how much of an idiot you're being.'

You would even if you couldn't speak.

'I mean, probably.'

... I'm sorry about him. In advance, and in general.

Comments

[helborn]

Yeah. I'm not complaining, though.

[Casper's voice is in the background. 'But that's all you do.']

Shut up, I'm talking now.

[morethanashadow]

[Phillip snorts.]

So you are going to tell all of us when we're being idiots, or just Casper?

[helborn]

Obviously. Someone needs to keep an eye on you idiots.

[morethanashadow]

We're gonna be keeping you real busy, then.

[helborn]

Yep. There's at least five of you that need a good pecking.

[morethanashadow]

Am I one of them? [if not then Bob hasn't been paying enough attention, clearly.]

[helborn]

You absolutely are. Prepare your stupid hat.

[morethanashadow]

Oh good, you have been paying attention.

Also my hat is the best.

[helborn]

It's a dumb hat and I'm going to poop in it.