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And now the Bird Word

[The 'voice' that shows up on the network is rough and scratchy, as if it's more croaked than anything.]

'And then you had to go off and disappear like th -'

[Casper's 'voice' responds.]

We've gone over this and - wait, we're on the network. You're on the network.

... Shit.

'Well, would you look at that? Now I can tell people how much of an idiot you're being.'

You would even if you couldn't speak.

'I mean, probably.'

... I'm sorry about him. In advance, and in general.

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Well, I suppose it's not that odd if they're capable of some form of speech regularly.. It makes me wonder though why some seem capable of accessing and others don't.

Edited 2018-07-04 18:25 (UTC)

I can talk, it's just that you guys can't understand it.

'I think it might be something I'm doing? I don't know.'

[ By Naga, a sassy bird. It's like Questing Country all over again... ]

Do you think perhaps he's using it through you?

'Possibly?'

Well, whatever. Now you guys can listen to the actual advice I have to give.

[ .. Is he going to regret asking this?

Might as well ask it anyway. ]

What kind of advice?

Edited 2018-07-05 19:21 (UTC)

Like how to avoid the stupid shit you get up to. I've seen how you guys act on some of these Jaunts.

Most of us aren't that bad, you know..

[ Is he seriously going to argue this with a bird. ]

Some people just get a little.. too enthusiastic?

Enthusiasm is going to get you killed some day.

I.. Isn't that a little too dramatic? [ Even though he does get the point, but Inigo has to give everything a positive spin. ]

So far we've mostly been fine! We all look out for each other.

Is it? I don't think so. But yeah, you have been. Don't think that these sorts of things won't ramp the hell up, though.

[ Okay, that settles it. Getting lectured by a bird? Definitely weird.

Which means the only way Inigo can deal with it is by making lame jokes. ]

Does that mean you plan on putting your best foot forward as well?

Joke's on you, both of my feet are my best feet.

Are all birds this.. [ He almost says "full of yourself", but he's trying to be nice here! ]

.. self-confident as you are?

Depends on the bird, but I'm special.

[Casper butts in.]

He's old, for a raven. I think the only reason he's still around is that he was sent by my mother. I'm pretty sure he was, at least.

Why would your mother send you a raven?

[ He can't imagine his own mother doing that.. ]

She's a goddess. A lot of the deities send their children an animal companion.

W.. Wait. Your mother is a goddess?!

[ He's learning something new about fellow Travelers every day. ]

Oh. Uh. Yeah. Hel, Norse goddess of death and the underworld.

I.. Er, excuse me, it most likely sounds kind of strange for me to be so surprised. [ Or offensive? He's not even sure. He's never even dealt with anything as strange to him as literal god children. ]

I've just never met anyone who was the child of a literal goddess. Or god, really.

It's fine. I don't exactly hide it here because when we've seen multiple personifications of Death walking around, for example, it doesn't make sense to be secret about it. There's a lot of strange people around.

True. You shouldn't call it being strange though!

[ Despite that literally being what it is. ]

You should instead call it.. special, perhaps. It's not as if it's a bad thing to just have been born who or what you are. I should've acted less surprised too.

It's not your fault. And I was born with weird... stuff... about me, but I didn't know she was my mother until about a year and a half before I came here.

Sometimes I worry about you, kid. The fact that you could understand me didn't clue you in?

... Look, I didn't even know the gods actually existed and neither did you.

To be fair, being able to understand an animal could have a lot of different reasons than being the child of a god. [ Especially with all the weird stuff that's going on across all of the worlds they've visited.. Inigo has learned this much. ]

So was your life still a little more normal before, even with the slightly strange things?

Magic isn't really a known thing in my world... but yeah, mostly. I could talk to ghosts, but otherwise it was pretty normal.

Talking to ghosts isn't normal.

I said 'otherwise'.

I have to give Bob some credit here. Magic is fairly normal where I come from, but I don't think I've ever heard of someome speaking to ghosts.

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