Moo. [Jaunt Week 2]

[helborn]

[Bob's 'voice' pops up on the Network again.]

I found Casper. He - or whoever the guy he is right now - is the person who's leading the guys who stole all those cows. I'm tracking him, if anyone wants updates, but I wouldn't get too close. Some of the people here seem kind of nervous.

... I mean most of them are probably expecting to be shot, since they stole a lot of cows, but whatever.

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[naturaltwohands]

... of course he is. Where else would he be?

[Really, Drizzt doesn't know whether to be incredibly amused or faintly horrified.]

[helborn]

He has never met a cow in person in his life and now he's dealing with like seventy of them.

I don't know the area all that well but I'm sticking with the group. I'll let you know if anything dangerous is going on. I don't really give a shit about Arcana fighting - I'm not letting him get killed.

[He has Priorities and he doesn't care what happens because of them.]

[naturaltwohands]

He will have his fill of cows by the time this is over, I suspect.

... you are a good companion. If anything dangerous happens, I will be there as quickly as I can.

[helborn]

Probably.

... At least someone appreciates that. Some people are dumb about it.

[naturaltwohands]

And some people are simply just stupid altogether.