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[fruitknife]

[Shinji takes to the network just before the security protocols snap into place; there's just enough time for him to sound supremely annoyed.]

Why the hell am I purple.

[Point of fact, he's not actually purple, but rather a shade of maroon that would match his coat quite nicely. But since he's not livestreaming himself, someone would have to see him in person to point that out.]

Comments

[photonicfighter]

What's wrong with being purple?

[If it's a thoughtless response, well, she honestly didn't think before saying it.]

[reincarnatedprince]

Probably for a similar reason I'm made of golden crystal.