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[fruitknife]

[Shinji takes to the network just before the security protocols snap into place; there's just enough time for him to sound supremely annoyed.]

Why the hell am I purple.

[Point of fact, he's not actually purple, but rather a shade of maroon that would match his coat quite nicely. But since he's not livestreaming himself, someone would have to see him in person to point that out.]

Comments

[photonicfighter]

...you're not the lack-of-oxygen sort of purple, are you?

[fruitknife]

No.

[photonicfighter]

Oh, good!

Do you know what else you are right now, besides purple?

[fruitknife]

Cold. [If anything, he sounds even more annoyed about that.]

[photonicfighter]

...are you sure there aren't any oxygen-related problems?

[fruitknife]

Positive. If I wanted to be a goddamn lizard or whatever I woulda gone back to Yensid.

[photonicfighter]

Oh! You must be a.... gorgon? Gorgon, I think that's it!

They're cold-blooded, are they?

[fruitknife]

Reptiles usually are.

[It is not funny, he went to a great deal of effort to never have to be cold again.]

[photonicfighter]

True enough... should we find you a sweater? I mean, you sound like you don't want to be cold?

[It is an educated guess.]

[fruitknife]

Got my coat around. If it gets worse I'll figure somethin' out.