[Jaunt Week 1] Check-In Time...

[helborn]

Casper here. Check in if you're yourself, now.

[His tone is uncharacteristically clipped and short.]

Comments

[thornsofmalkav]

Okay, but, like, everyone but Truman was an actor in that, weren't they? I... don't know that it's like that here. I mean, Thorn-the-weaver certainly thinks it's all real.

[helborn]

Okay, but same concept. I don't know, I'm kind of trying to not have a panic attack.

[thornsofmalkav]

No, no, this is totally panic attack worthy. I don't blame you, dude.

[helborn]

I just... want to hide. I don't want to be someone's inspiration porn.

[thornsofmalkav]

Yeah, no. That shit's gross. I super don't blame you.

[helborn]

... Can I hide in your house or something?

[thornsofmalkav]

Sure. I'm not sure if I can keep all the mites out--they really do get everywhere--but I'll try.

[helborn]

Yeah. Just for a little bit... I can tell where you are, since my leg's off.

... God stuff is bullshit, I know.

[thornsofmalkav]

Yeah, seriously.