[Jaunt] [Week 2 Start] Prompto makes the BEST decisions

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-=anyone out in the fight right now may actually spy a Cataphract that doesn't seem to have the greatest handle on it's flying. Oddly enough, it's pretty damn spot on when using that lance as a range weapon, though it seems to be only disabling the other fighters, not destroying them=-

HAHAAH! So I may have stolen a mech from the aliens and I'm trying to get over to mars to help but they're kinda really mad at me and the EDSF are probably gonna be mad at me too so does anyone have a code or something to keep the Earth people from shooting at me!?!?

-=of course he was gonna steal the best mech he could get his technology oriented super powered fingers on. not the most tactically sound decision though because it made some of them extra mad=-

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[chalicejoker]

No, I mean, when a Mantoid tags you for a special hunt...

[There's a long pause.]

What I'm trying to say is that now they want to eat you.

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Oh swell!

-=even his mental voice sounds a bit high pitched at that=-

Why's there always gotta be some crazy alien that eats people!

[chalicejoker]

I mean, they usually don't, this is kind of reserved for particularly heinous yet impressive crimes.

In a way, it's kind of an honor.

Sort of.

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Getting a song written about you is an honor!

Or like.. a monument!

[chalicejoker]

Look, if you get cornered by a Mantoid, just tell them you're infected with the S-Tech virus thing and they won't eat you then, everyone's afraid they'll catch it, and no one wants to eat you badly enough to risk it.

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That's an idea! I got enough emotion magic to fake it, I think.

[chalicejoker]

You don't even need to manifest anything; if you just say it, they'd back off.

No one wants to see what happens if you eat an infected person.

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Especially not the infected person!

[chalicejoker]

I'll try to talk them out of it should we come across you.

...if you hear buzzing, run anyway, just to be on the safe side.

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Don't have to ask me twice! I am the most infected and I probably taste gross!

[chalicejoker]

That's the spirit.