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[whydoyoushine]

...okay, but the jails here suck. Hanging around up here is boring...

[There's a dramatic sigh.]

Anyone got any bail money before I bust myself out of here?

[Because he can, and he will. So he's thinking, anyway.]

And keep an eye out for Mr. Sparkles. I let him loose so he could maybe come pick me up later, but I bet he's just pretending to be me again.

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[bypartisan]

Usually they come to unlock your cell carrying handcuffs, with a good number of their employees following and a transport on the other end of where they're walking you to.

[whydoyoushine]

But see, then, how would you have any time to be able to bail me out? Better do it now, just to be safe.

[bypartisan]

So you can go right back to pantsing the market?

[whydoyoushine]

Nah, it wouldn't be fun anymore.

I'd probably just go back to looking at shiny things.

[Possibly taking those shiny things...though he's smart enough not to mention that.]